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Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
Just Like My Wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Anonymous
Hoe Down
You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!
Categories:
Redneck Jokes
(You Might Be a Redneck)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Insult Jokes
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Anonymous
Grandma
Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.
Categories:
Dark Humor Jokes
(Corpse Jokes)
, Jokes about Families
(Grandmother Jokes)
, Gross Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips
