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Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes
HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.
Long and Green
Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
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Show your Green
Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.
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Written By: kimmyalan
If Men Ruled The World - Drinking
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
- Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
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