Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.
St. Patrick's Day Joke
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...
Long and Green
Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade
Show your Green
Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.
Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road
A: He hopped on the chicken's back.