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Irish Snakes

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

St. Patrick's Day Joke

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Long and Green

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?

A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade

Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?

A: Because he was an Orangeman.

Leprechaun Crossing

Q: How did the Leprechaun cross the road

A:  He hopped on the chicken's back.