Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Anonymous

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Anonymous

Black Friday Deals

Got a great Black Friday deal on a  65" 4K TV for $29.99 today.
Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.
But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

Anonymous
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