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Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo Momma Jokes
(Yo Momma So Ugly)
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(Ugly Jokes)
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(Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Sheep Love
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!
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Santa's Pet Peeves
- Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and not gin.
- When the last guy to use the beard leaves bits of his lunch in it.
- Even with the costume, people recognizing you from "Crime Watch".
- Parents who get all uptight when you offer their kids a swig from your hip flask.
- Enduring the taunts of your old buddies from Drama School.
- Those dorks in the Power Rangers costumes get all the babes.
- Kids who don't understand that Santa's been a little jittery since he got back from 'Nam.
- Two words: lap rash
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