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How to Fall in Love
Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?
Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses!
Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...
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Written By: BrittleSkittles
Peculiar Birthday Card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"
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Horrible Christmas Gift
Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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