Gross Jokes

Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Anonymous

Goat Organ

Q: What's the smallest organ in a goat?
A: An ISIS members dick.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Terrorist Jokes
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Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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