Funny Thoughts

Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

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Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

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A Small Donation

Jelani, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation of $10...
...and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!

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