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Chicken In The Library
Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."
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Drugged Duck
Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!
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Perfect Valentine Gift
Q: What is a perfect Valentine's Day gift for a woman?
A: A chocolate covered credit card.
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