Funny Thoughts

KP Gingers

Q: Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's order to execute all red haired citizens in North Korea's capital city?
A: Seoul will have no gingers.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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