Funny Thoughts

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Submitted BY: Kemp2288

Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

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Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

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Written By: KielPhillips
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