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Gourmet Booty Call - Temperature
Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
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Moth Inspector
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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Lincoln Booty Call - Splitter
Don't you want to know why they call me "The Rail Splitter?"
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