Falling Witch

Q: When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
A: Get wet!

Back To Back Lovemaking

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."

Geek Booty Call - Palm

You make me wanna use my palm.