Funny Thoughts

Noisy Wrappers

How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

No Legged Turtle

Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

A: Where ever you left it!
 

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Hutch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2498 seconds