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No Legged Turtle
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Where ever you left it!
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Knock Knock - Hutch
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
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Got Lentils?
Q: What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?
A: I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
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