Funny Thoughts

Answering Machine - Pledge

Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge.

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Yo Mama - Billiards

Yo mama so fat she plays billiards with the planets.

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Curly Hair

Q: Do you know why God made pubic hairs curly!??
A: So you won't poke your eyes out!

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