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Q: What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?
A: I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
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Answering Machine - Pledge
Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge.
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Yo Mama - Billiards
Yo mama so fat she plays billiards with the planets.
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