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A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"
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When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don't have one!
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Noisy Wrappers
How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.
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