Funny Thoughts

Married Football Player

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Anonymous

Baby Drink

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.

Anonymous

Rabbit Parade

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Anonymous
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