Funny Thoughts

Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Anonymous

Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Anonymous

Classic Booty Call - Arms

Q: You know what I like about you?
A: My arms.

Anonymous
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