Funny Thoughts

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

Anonymous

Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Anonymous

Stupid People

  • Not the brightest crayon in the box
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
  • Not the funniest clown in the circus
  • Not the fastest horse in the race
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed
  • Not the brightest star in the sky
  • Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate

Anonymous
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