Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Stupid People

• Not the brightest crayon in the box
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
• Not the funniest clown in the circus
• Not the fastest horse in the race
• Not the sharpest tool in the shed
• Not the brightest star in the sky
• Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate

Beauty is Only Skin Deep

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?