Funny Thoughts

Witch Nose

Q: What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
A: Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

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Who Farted?

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

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Speed of Light

Q: Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you turn on the head lights?

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