Funny Thoughts

Wealthy Man Wife-Hunting

An enormously wealthy 65 year old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
 

Anonymous

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Anonymous

Festival Weather

Q: What's the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?
A: They're calling for a Lil Wayne

Anonymous
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