Funny Thoughts

The Right Stuff

I was in a job interview for a sales position and the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. An hour later he called me and said, "Bring it back here right now!"
I said, "$250 and it's yours."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Work & Office Jokes (Interview Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Salesman Jokes)
Anonymous

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Blonde Blinker

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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