Funny Thoughts

Dyslexia Agony

After Daylight Saving Time ended, I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend.  He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

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Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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Gas Stations

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

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