Funny Thoughts

Mallard Tricks

Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.

Anonymous

Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Anonymous

Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Anonymous
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