Funny Thoughts

Mallard Tricks

Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.

Anonymous

Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Anonymous

Second to Third

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.

Anonymous
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