Funny Thoughts

Still Be Stupid

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

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Starbucks Classic

Barista: Would you like regular or decaf?
Customer: Would you like me to tip you with real money or Monopoly money?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Submitted BY: erynn renee
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