End of the Line

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g"

Nun Attack

A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, "I stopped and pulled my dress up." Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?" "He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I ran. A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down."

Flying Condom

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It was pissed off!