Funny Thoughts

Police Stop

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine

Anonymous

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Anonymous

Arresting a Mute

If the police arrest a mute, do they still tell him "he has the right to remain silent"?

Anonymous
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