Sliced Bread Precursor

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Stiff Decision

Q: What do Asians do when they have erections?
A: They vote.

Humans Like Lemmings

Have you ever noticed how humans are a lot like lemmings? Try standing at a crosswalk, and then before the light even turns green, take a step and see how many people actually step out along with you. And how when you are waiting with a crowd outside a locked business, there is always one person that comes along, pushes through the crowd and tries the locked door. As if everyone was just standing there for fun! Come on people!