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Up and Down
Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A: A witch stuck in a lift!
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Tattoo
Me [lifting shirt]: I trust that these will cover it.
Tattoo artist: What are you doing?
Me: Paying you
Tattoo artist: I'm confused
Me: You know, tit for tat
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Submitted BY: MEG
Alexa Reminders
Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym
Alexa: I will add gin to your shopping list
Me: Close enough
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Submitted BY: Howdy Doody
