Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

Condom Company

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Spray Down

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.