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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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Think Nobody Cares Your're Alive?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Q: Why didn't my girlfriend believe I was a ghost?
A: She could see right through me.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
