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Vasectomy
I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.
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Submitted BY: Kemp2288
Christmas Past
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.
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Poop Jokes
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.
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