Funny Thoughts

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Anonymous

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Submitted BY: Kemp2288
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