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Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.
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Knock Knock - Kiss
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
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Lone Idiot
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
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