Funny Thoughts

New Cannibal

Q: How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
A: He became a vegetarian!

Anonymous

Steel Trap

I have a mind like a steel trap, which can be dangerous. Every time I get an idea, it snaps my neck and swallows my face.

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Anonymous

Funny Thought - Fools Gold

Has anyone ever really been fooled by fool's gold? I mean come on, it looks as about as real as Joan Rivers' face!

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Submitted BY: TrentMabry
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