Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Bankers

Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, bankers don't change light bulbs.

Anonymous

Turkey's Favorite Song

Q: What's a turkey's favorite song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

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Anonymous

Gangster Answering Machine

Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!

Anonymous
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