Funny Thoughts

Village Idiot

You are depriving a village, somewhere, of an idiot.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Just Moved In

The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it. "It's great," Tommy said. "I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Annoying Phone Calls

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A co-worker of mine fielded phone calls from his Alumni Association every three months for about five years, ostensibly checking to see that his records were up to date, and coincidentally asking if he'd like to donate to the Alumni Association. Once, when checking his records, the employee asked, "Is xxx-xxxx your current phone number?" Seeing his opportunity, he answered no, and made up a new phone number. He hasn't heard from them since.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Wrong Number Jokes)
Anonymous
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