Funny Thoughts

How To Get Out of Prison.

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

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Anonymous

Born Speechless

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Anonymous

Gay Politics

Q: Why do homosexuals like Cheney And George W.?
A: Because gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.

Anonymous
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