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Funny Thought - Obama Moving into White House
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make Obama comfortable in the White House.
- Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here!"
- Changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
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