Food Jokes

Secret Spice

Q: Which spice can't keep a secret?
A: Only thyme will tell.

Anonymous

Santa In Ethiopia

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of comfort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!" Then, Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

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Anonymous

Tricky

Say toast 2 times fast, then spell it 2 times, then say it 3 times, then spell it once. Now, what do you put in a toaster?

Anonymous
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