Tricky

Say toast 2 times fast, then spell it 2 times, then say it 3 times, then spell it once. Now, what do you put in a toaster?

Cannibals Distaste

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

Cannibal's Grace

Q: What do cannibal say when they say grace?
A: ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead! ''