Food Jokes

Vegetarian Now

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Categories: Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Secret Spice

Q: Which spice can't keep a secret?
A: Only thyme will tell.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Tricky

Say toast 2 times fast, then spell it 2 times, then say it 3 times, then spell it once. Now, what do you put in a toaster?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes
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