Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Old Age Jokes , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?
A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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