Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

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Jewish Birthday

A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, ''You don't like the other pair?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Birthday Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
Anonymous

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.
A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"
The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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