Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Hanukkah Jokes)
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Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Jewish Birthday

A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks for his birthday and, wishing to please her, he went upstairs to put a pair on. When he returned, his mother immediately said, ''You don't like the other pair?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Birthday Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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