Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Irish Lawyers

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?
A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

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Irish Builder

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his Irish father. His father says, "Do ya see this bar? I built this bar with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Barmaker." "Look out that window there. Do you see that bridge? I built that bridge with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Bridge Maker." "And do yee see that building down the street? I built that building with me own two hands. Not one person EVER called me 'Derwin The Building Maker'. But you FUCK ONE GOAT!"

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