Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Laughing Irishman

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter.

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Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

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Paddy the Drunkard

Paddy was an incurable drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse." This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?"

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