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Gay Irishmen
Q: Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen?
A: Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.
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Submitted BY: BigRed
Irish Wish
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it, and out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks awhile, finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The Irishman says, "I want two more of these."
Categories:
Ethnic / Country Jokes
(Irish Jokes)
, Funny Thoughts
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(Beer Jokes)
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(St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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Irish Wedding & Wake
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk Irishman.
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