Ethnic / Country Jokes

What Is The Difference...?

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names.

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German Alphabet

Q: Why is the letter 'C' afraid of the other letters in the alphabet?
A: All the other letters are 'not cs'.

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Newfoundland and Nova Scotia

Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

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