Viagra USA

Q: Why should you make sure your Viagra is made in the USA?
A: You don't want the Russians meddling in your erections.

Lost All of My Luggage

McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick."No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out," said the Irishman.

Asian Cars and Women

I'm a man that likes my women like I like my cars... Asian.