Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

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Q: What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Categories: Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

You'll Go Blind

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.
"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"
"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous

Chance to be Healed

A deaf man, a blind man and a disabled man heard a rumor that God came down to a mountaintop to solve people's problems. They all went to find out if it was true. God asked the deaf man, "Can I help you, son?" The man signed that he would be so happy if he could get his hearing back. God touched the man and suddenly he could hear. God then touched the blind man and he was able to see. The third man was sitting in his wheelchair with his mouth wide open in amazement. God looked at the man and asked him what he wanted. The man drew back and yelled, "Don't lay one finger on me. I'm on disability!"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Money Jokes
Anonymous
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