Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

Helen Keller's Speech Impediment

Q: What was Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A: Calluses.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Policeman Encounters Seeing Eye Dog

A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross. To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind him. On the other side of the road, the man pulled out a cookie and offered it to his dog. The officer ran to the blind man and said, "Don't you realize your dog could have killed you, and now you're going to reward him?" The blind man said to the policeman, "Why, no sir, I'm just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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