Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

Jumping Blind

Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog!

Submitted BY: erynn renee

Marco?

Two young men sneak on to a blind man's property in order to steal something of value. The blind man hears them and goes to the door with his shot gun. The two young men, seeing the blind man, stand motionless. The blind calls out, "Marco!". Silence. He tries once more, "Marco!" More silence. One more time, "Marco!" One of the young men, tired of the game, yells out, "We aren't going to fall for that..." *BANG!

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Helen Keller's Speech Impediment

Q: What was Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A: Calluses.

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