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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Sky Divers' Wishes
Three sky divers were diving but their parachutes were faulty and they all died. They went to heaven and there before those three men stood God. "Go down the slide and you will receive one wish. What you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide," boomed God's voice. The first man slid down and said, "SPORTS CAR," and sure enough there was a sports car. The second man went down and said, "MONEY," and he received money. The third man jumped down the slide and said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Zombie Booty Call - Beautiful Body
If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?
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Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
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